Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you take a look out of our left windows, you will see that one engine just dropped off. That screeching collection of junk is now earthbound for that spectacular vista below, as are we.
I also regret to inform you that the coffee machine in first class has turned into a firestorm, incinerating our barista, Pedro. Espresso specialties will not be available for the time being.
Second class is experiencing a complete breakdown of cabin electronics. If you are feeling left in the dark, do not worry. So does everyone else. We are currently working on a solution. In the meantime, please use the light of the flaming inferno in first class to navigate the walkways.
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